LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST| JACKPOT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna trust this! Our very own smooth-talking rogue just pulled off a heist so clever, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a pile of dough. The police are on the case, but so far, this mastermind has managed to slip through their grasp. Word on the street is that he/she might be headi